‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap

Trouble in paradise! Yolanda Foster admitted that her relationship was suffering in the Tuesday, December 22, episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, saying, “We’re either gonna all get through it together, or we’re not.” Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna accused Yolanda of faking her illness, while Lisa Vanderpump adopted two miniature ponies — presumably causing Giggy to play Adele’s new album on repeat while crying.

Lisa Gets a Mini Horse, Makes a Maloof Hoof Joke

Fear not, people who are dismayed that Ken Todd didn’t get the possibly pregnant donkey of his dreams. Lisa came through and found the mini horse equivalent of sloppy seconds to give her husband for his 70th birthday. Please give a warm welcome to the new additions to Lisa’s fur family, two traumatized mutants who have doubtless caused Giggy to the enter a very dark place.

“They belong to us, they’re part of our family,” Lisa said before throwing shade at former housewife Adrienne Maloof. “I just need a couple of pairs of Maloof Hoofs and we’ll be good to go.”

Pray for these animals, if we can call them that.

Yolanda and David’s Relationship Unravels on Camera

So sad! David and Yolanda spent the beginning of this week’s episode getting their PDA on, and then jetted off to Canada to “reconnect our souls in the core of our love.” But David was clearly frustrated with Yolanda’s inability to be active on the trip, which Yolanda admitted was a problem in their marriage.

“The minute I got married I got sick,” she explained. “Obviously, it has been very taxing on my relationship. David gets impatient and he’s allowed to get impatient. It’s a tough deal for him as well.”

Yolanda went on to say that their relationship will never be the same, and admitted that it might not work. “We used to do everything together. That is over. It’s life, and we’re either gonna all get through it together, or we’re not.” Sadly, we all know how this love story ended.


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