Kim Kardashian Just Broke The Internet With An Instagram Of Her…

It’s barely 10 am on the east coast when I’m writing this, so admittedly, it’s still a little too early to be pelted with this level semi-NSFW Kim K, but whatever. My brain will adjust. It’s a real “Great moments are born from great opportunity, and that’s what you have here tonight, boys” scenario (Herb Brooks in “Miracle”) I’m dealing with here.

If you have an Instagram account you probably do two things:

1) Follow one to six Kardashian-Jenner accounts.
2) Mindlessly scroll through your feed every morning while sitting on the toilet before brushing your teeth.

Yup, just like a weird golf dominatrix, I have you pretty much pegged to a tee.

All this means is you were probably jolted awake this morning with the energy of a thousand lightning bolts after Kim K posted her crack all over your screen at 9:45 am.

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