‘Inside Amy Schumer’ recap: “Fudge machine” madness

The third season of Amy Schumer’s show premiered tonight on Comedy Central. Yeah, we lapped it up. Here are the best bits, all of them topical, witty, filthy and serving up Schumer’s twisted-smart take on women’s issues.

BUTT WAIT, AMY?!?!

Schumer gets down with Amber Rose in an ode to the posterior. “Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made,” she sings. But there’s more. So much more. “All the guys love my fudge machine,” retorts Rose, in a song that’s cringe-clever. If you think about it, this is indeed the object of society’s obsession: “This is where my poop comes out,” sings Schumer. Um, yeah.

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TOUCHDOWN, WILL GARDNER!

Remember that delicious skit, The Foodroom? Yeah, it’s tasty. And Josh Charles is back, as the earnest small-town football coach teaching his players that sexual assault is totally not OK. Like, no matter what.

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